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Thursday, April 29, 2010

May as well have a laugh while we implode!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think "25 to life" would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.                                                                                         - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.                                                                                                - Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.                                                                   - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.          - David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:  America !                                                                       - Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.                                                             - Jimmy Kimmel

My favorite...

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. 
                                                                                               - David Letterman




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