UN Should Name Obama and Carville as Official UFO Greeters

RUSH: This is totally believable, totally believable

.  "The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs..." I am not making this up. "The United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs was initially created as a small expert unit within the Secretariat to service the ad hoc Committee on the Peaceful Uses of Outer Space established by the General Assembly in its resolution 1348 (XIII) of 13 December 1958. It became a unit within the Department of Political and Security Council Affairs in 1962..."  Today -- I'm not joking -- the United Nations has stepped this up.  They appointed somebody, a woman, to be the leader when aliens land here in say, "Take me to your leader." The UN has appointed a woman to be that person.  I kid you not.  "If aliens ever land on Earth..." this is from the UK Daily Mail.
"If aliens ever land on Earth there will no longer be any confusion over who will greet them with the news the United Nations is set to appoint an astrophysicist to be their first human contact. Mazlan Othman is expected to be tasked with coordinating humanity's response to an extraterrestrial visit..." They have created an office for her.  She's gonna sit there and she's going to wait for ET to show up or the space aliens. You know, I met with space aliens already.  Weekly World News had this back in 1994. It was at a secret place in New Orleans. They endorsed me. They wanted me to run for president. They were trying to convince me to do it. They pledged all kinds of money.  I don't know how the Weekly World News got hold of this, a cover picture -- and, you know, aliens only shake hands left-handed.  I had to shake the left-handed handshake.  But it's all there.
"Ms Othman, currently the head of the UN's Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), recently told fellow scientists that mankind needed to be ready to deal with alien contact. 'The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that someday human kind will receive signals from extraterrestrials,' she said. 'When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. 'The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination,'" and get this: "Professor Richard Crowther, head of the UK delegation to the UN committee, admitted recently: '[Ms.] Othman is absolutely the nearest thing we have to a "take me to your leader" person.'"
What do you think Obama is going to think when he reads that?  Obama wants to be the guy.  I mean, he's got the ears. He looks like it. You know, he and Carville, I think, would be a perfect team.  Carville looks like he was born on a UFO.  You could put Carville and Obama out there. They could be the official greeters. "Take me to your leader." Take them down to New Orleans and have some gumbo. Dumbo and gumbo! Have Obama get on and here we are.  I'm not making this up.  This actually has happened.  They got a woman.  She's sitting in an office waiting for a spaceship to land, a flying saucer, what have you, working on whatever she's going to say to them.  I don't know.  Every time a UFO has landed, they never land at MIT, they never land at Harvard, they never land at the UN. They always land, you know, in a trailer park.  They're going to have to think about where to put this woman's office.