GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

A lot of  folks can't understand how we came to  have an oil shortage here in our  country.
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Well, there's a very simple  answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We  just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal Louisiana

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Coastal Alabama

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Coastal Mississippi

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Coastal Texas

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North  Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
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All over Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

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Any Questions?  NO? Didn't think So.