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Friday, January 8, 2010

"That's why God gave them camels"!

This brand spanking  new Airbus 340-600 sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a  single hour of airtime.
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  Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies    ( ADAT ) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as  engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in  Abu Dhabi . The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.
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   Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with  a  virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the  run-up  manuals, they had no clue just how light an  empty  A340-600 really  is.
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   The takeoff warning horn  was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full  power.
The aircraft computers  thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)
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Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the  air.
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The computers automatically released all the  brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no  idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.
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Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart  enough to throttle  back the engines  from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a  blast barrier, totaling it.
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The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in  France and  elsewhere..
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Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim  Arabs.
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Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
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Unflown French Airbus:             $200 million dollars
Untrained Arab Flight Crew:    $300,000 Yearly Salary
Unread   Operating Manual:    $300

AIRCRAFT MEETS RETAINING WALL
THE WALL WINS
PRICELESS!!!





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